Monkey Girl Award Show

WELCOME TO THE MONKEY GIRL AWARD SHOW!

Now, normally, in an official Award Show, we would start with an anecdote that would make people change the channel to hockey. Luckily, we don't have that on the MONKEY GIRL AWARD SHOW! So, let's fast forward to the nominations!

First up are the nominees for Best Sarcasm! (All nominees will have how I know them or where I see them beside their name)

Emma - My class, Quinn- Glee, Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

And the winner is... Oh my gosh! It's a tie between Quinn and Emma! Better luck next time Lorelai.

Next, we have the nominees for best Writing Skillz!

Ruby- My friend, Flay Altadusa- In my class also my friend

And... Ruby wins! Flay is fabulous too!

Wow, wasn't that exciting! ---- (silence) Okey dokey then, now we have the nominees for Best Emo- ness!

Flay Altadusa- My friend and class mate, Tina- Glee

The winner is... FLAY ALTADUSA! Wow, nice rebound, girl!

Okay, next we have the nominees for Most moving lyrics are... (In the song related awards, I will, after announcing the name, will write down the song)

Justin Bieber- Pray, Justin Bieber- Down to Earth, Avril Lavigne- Keep Holding On, Katy Perry- Firework, P!nk- Perfect

And the winner is... P!nk with Perfect! Good job! Now, let me ask you a question Miss P!nk, do you not support the other colours? Get it? (Bursts out in laughter, hears silence again from crowd, shrugs and continues)

Um, anyway... Now, we, uh, are going to take a break. But stay tuned for part two and three of the MONKEY GIRL AWARD SHOW!